Want To Guest Post For Sassypiehole?

    Good, I need all the help I can get! And the funnier you are, the better you will make me look. I'm also on the hunt for stories that will make me cry like I did when I got dumped for the first time (and the second, third and forth), so if you think you got what it takes to keep us entertained; bring it! 

    Please do not submit an article unless it has been edited to perfection (i.e., check your grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure) before sending to me. Any stories that require more than five minutes of my time will not be published. Be sure to include a headshot (or logo if you are writing under a pen name) as well as any links to social media that you'd like to include. All links should be posted at the bottom of your bio. If you are a featured writer in an anthology or have any other books that you would like to promote, please include links to their Amazon pages. 

Screw THAT... I Want Sassypiehole To Guest Blog On MY Page!

    What's that you say? You want ME to write for YOU? Well, that's a first! But I might suggest you fish around my site first to make sure I'm a good fit for yours. If you still think I am, go ahead and send me your info and I'll do the same. Then I'll have MY people call YOUR people and we'll make it happen.